Thursday, October 30

photoshop double whammy



Exercise 3. Realistic golf ball scene. Created entirely using custom brushes. Very time consuming and tedious. I'd rather paint!






Exercise 4. Photo collage using masks, selection tools and channels. A public service announcement to draw people's attention to the fact that it's tough being a senior in Athens, and we should all be nicer to them. Even when they push, shove and complain on the bus proi proi.


Friday, October 24

HELP MY MOTHER BECOME FAMOUS!

So, have I ever mentioned that my mother is a writer? Well, she is, and her latest book (translated into Greek) has just been published here by Psyhogios.

Wonder what it's about? Here's the summary:

H ΑΣΥΜΒΙΒΑΣΤΗ ΜΟΥΣΑ is the story of Kalliope Adham: an extraordinary woman born on Lesvos early in the twentieth century. A village schoolmistress, she joins the resistance during the occupation, only to fall under the spell of a German officer. This is the first chapter in a life as tumultuous as that of the Greek nation. It is a story of hardship and survival; of love and loss and eventual triumph as Kalliope struggles for both personal and political freedom.


So OK, yes this is a case of shameless opportunistic advertising, but seriously, the book is great (if you read Greek) and so I am officially inviting all Athens-based readers of my blog to attend the launch on Wednesday November 5th at the Eleftheroudakis on Panepistimio at 7pm.

Hope to see you there!




Tuesday, September 30

progressive.brain.research

Here's my next assignment. These are all for an advanced photoshop class, by the way (thank god they let me skip basic!). The concept was to do a 'euro collage' - one of those high tech futuristic ads with grids and glowy bits that are popular in the corporate world these days. Soooo my thing, right? Anyway, I guess it turned out OK.



Next up, a photorealistic illustration (using custom brushes) of a golf ball in grass. Given that I've hardly ever used brushes in photoshop, this might take a while! And seriously, golf???

New Directions

Hi everyone!

It seems I still have some readers out in blogger land, despite my long (regretful) absence. Thank you all for your e-mails - it's nice to know you're appreciated!

In answer to your questions as to the future of this blog, I can't say at this time. Currently, I just don't have as much time/energy to dedicate to this blog as I used to. As so often happens, life got in the way! Life in the form of three new directions:

First, I started a new job just over a year ago, one that involves staring at small type all day so writing is the last thing I want to do when I get home (my eyes! my burning eyes!). The job, incidentally, is going fairly well. It's a bit repetitive, but low stress and definitely an improvement over the last one!

Second, I got married this past August, so much of the past year was taken up by wedding preparations (despite the casual beach party nature of the event) and extra freelance work to fund the whole thing (we politely but firmly rejected our parents' offers for help, wanting to maintain control. Ha ha! How naive we were!)

Third, I've resumed my studies, picking up on a field that I almost embarked on years ago before being swept up in film: graphic design. I've also decided to double that with web design to expand my options. It's an online course (as the going rate for courses in Athens is roughly 15,000 for the three years!) but seems to be a good one.

So, since I'm not planning to write anything here for the time being, and as all my energies are going into this course, I thought at the very least I'd share with you all the projects I'm working on. Here is the first:

The assignment was to make an ad for an ipod-like gadget inspired by the silhouettes used in the Mac campaign, but with a retro background. Everything in the ad was made from scratch. Cheesy logo not mine!

As for the future... well, who knows what it holds? I'm still hoping to move to Lesvos, which is the whole reason I'm doing this course - there seems to be a need for graphic/web designers in the market there. Till then... be well! My husband (still sounds funny saying that), my cat (now large and fattish) and I (tired but overall happy) will certainly do our best to stay that way.


Wednesday, December 26

Not a Merry Christmas for Tatiana



Locked in a cage, Tatiana tries to escape, killing one and injuring two in the process, and is shot dead. Sad that someone had to die, but if she hadn't been locked up in there for the amusement of humans it wouldn't have happened.

And why did they have to kill her? Were there no tranquilizer guns handy? At a zoo?

The story so far.

Thursday, August 30

AHMET

On my way home today, a skinny little man got on the bus and, with a small bow-like gesture, asked if he could sit beside me. I responded that indeed he could, and so he sat and gave me a shy smile, and I smiled back, and etsi started a conversation. It wasn't a terribly singular conversation, but it made an impression on me. So this, to the best of my memory (and slightly condensed), is how it went:

AHMET: Where are you from?
ME: Canada.
AHMET: Ah! Toronto!?
ME: No, Montreal.
AHMET: Ah, Montreal. I have a friend in Canada. But I thought that you were from France.
ME: Really, France? Why?
AHMET: (Shrugs and gestures - at my attire, I suppose.)
ME: So, where are you from?
AHMET: Pakistan.
ME: And how long have you been in Greece?
AHMET: Two years.
ME: And before that?
AHMET: Oh, many places... many places... Always moving nowadays, you know? People are always moving, here, there. How many days are you here for?
ME: I live here. Four years now.
AHMET: (Total shock and incredulity registering on his face.) Why??
ME: Well, my father is Greek.
AHMET: And your mother?
ME: Russian and Polish. (This seems to sit better with him.)
AHMET: And your name?
ME: Ranya. You?
AHMET: Different name, Ranya. Hello, I'm Ahmet. (We shake hands.)
ME: So, do you like it here?
AHMET: No. It's very bad country. Not friendly to foreigners at all...
ME: That's true...
AHMET: You like it?
ME: Well, it's got its good things and its bad things, you know? Like anywhere.
AHMET: Yes... good and bad... Job good?
ME: No, not really. I want to go to the islands, to a village. I think it'll be much nicer there, close to nature.
AHMET: Yes, probably much better... Funny to hear different opinion about Greece! I like to hear that... Interesting.
ME: What about you? Have you found a job here?
AHMET: No. Two years I'm looking now and I haven't found anything. Very bad for jobs here. I'm small man, you know? So it's hard for me to find...
ME: Yes, I imagine it's much more difficult for you here than for me...
AHMET: Yes, very difficult. Government very corrupt, police very bad. Worst country in Europe. And now they let these people die in fires... very bad, very bad.
ME: Yes. It's horrible... So, you want to leave, then?
AHMET: Yes, I want to go to Spain. I have friend there. And little sister in Holland. No problems.
ME: And your parents are still in Pakistan?
AHMET: Yes, and my other sister. Studying medical in Islamabad. In two years she'll be doctor. Very good for me, very good for my family.
ME: You must miss Pakistan. Do you ever think of going back?
AHMET: Yes, of course. But very bad country, too. Government changing every two years, very corrupt. And no jobs. But maybe, if god is kind and I make money in Spain, I can go back.
ME: What do you want to do in Spain?
AHMET: Open business, if god is kind. You know, like McDonalds?
ME: A fast food restaurant?
AHMET: Yes.
ME: Well good luck with that!

Ahmet seemed to find this very funny (I guess relying on luck for something, instead of god's kindness?) but alas it was my stop so I bid him farewell and went to get off. As I did, though, he called out, still smiling like it was a really good joke, "Good luck to you too!" And so we parted.

I wasn't going to editorialise, but allow me just one comment, please. Perhaps even more interesting than the conversation were the reactions of the Greeks and other immigrants on the bus:
The 20-something Greek cool guy, studied nonchalance, eyes continuously averted and headphones in, but he managed to make his way over to near where we were sitting, and kept leaning in to hear better.
The 50-something Greek man, openly staring, completely flabbergasted.
The 70-something Greek woman, openly distasteful, many shakes of the head and mouth turned down in distaste.
The 40-something Filipino woman, openly hostile, seemingly directed (from the angle of her glare) at Ahmed. Perhaps he was breaking some unwritten social rule by talking to me, a non-immigrant?
The 30-something African dude, completely impassive. In fact, he seemed to be the only person on the bus not at all phased by our talk.

And those were only the people within my line of sight.

And isn't it sad that just a simple, everyday conversation engendered such a strong reaction?

And also, it just occurred to me, why are people from less developed countries called 'immigrants', while we from the West are called 'expats'? Are we not immigrants, too?

Sunday, August 26

FIRES

What a sad reason to return to the blogging world, but I really feel the need to join Ellas devil and others in expressing how at a loss for words I am regarding the fires.

Or maybe I do have a word: enraged.

At whom is this rage directed? Politicians? Arsonists? I can't say. It's just kind of a blanket rage, I guess, the rage one feels when one sees something one loves being destroyed, and can do nothing to stop it.

So there's another word: impotence.

It's awful sitting here, watching the news in spurts for as long as I can take it, in a mournful, funereal silence, and not being able to DO anything. Anything to help. Anything to punish those responsible, either by their actions or by their lack thereof.

With elections looming ahead, I am left with no one to vote for. There is no lesser of two evils here - both are equally bad. Not even, anymore, a small party I can trust and rely on to not make me cringe when they state their opposition. So politically, too, I am impotent.

And what of the victims of the fires? Those who have lost their livelihoods, homes and loved ones? Is no aid being organised for them? Will there be no international relief funds set up, as there have been for numerous others the world over who have experienced tragedy of late? Karamanlis has promised those affected 13,000 euros compensation. It's almost better to offer nothing at all, no? The amount is just insulting when your home, your crops, your family is gone. And on the other hand he's got a spare million lying around for those who provide information leading to the arrest of arsonists. What should our priorities be, really? Does the need for revenge, to make someone pay, surpass the needs of the victims? Here, too, I am impotent, unable to offer any comfort, help or words of support to those whose lives have been ruined.

I can't help thinking, too, of the irony of the blood tax, a term fittingly coined by teacher dude, that these fires will no doubt serve to pay.

Most of all, however, watching the ashes fall, I feel sad and devastated at the senseless loss of our beautiful land and forests, which neither we nor our grandchildren will see restored in our lifetimes, if ever. The rains are coming next week, or so they say, and while they may aid in quenching the thirst of the fires, they will also wash away the detritus left by them - nutrient rich ashes which, if allowed to soak into the soil undisturbed, would render it fertile again. If they are washed away, the land will become completely and permanently barren.

We can only hope for the best, hope without reason that the government will manage to pull itself together in the wake of the blazes and take measures to minimize the damage, start reforestation, and most of all do whatever it can to stop the land from being developed. Sadly, I fear that none of these things will come to pass, and that the half of Greece which has been burnt will be lost to us forever.

In the face of that possibility, I am truly left speechless.

UPDATE: The Hellenic Red Cross is accepting cash donations for the purchase of essential items for those in need. These can be deposited at the following bank:

Bank of Attica
23 Omirou Str, Athens – Greece, under the indication ‘Fires in Greece'
Bank account: 069/84298361
IBAN: GR54 0160 0690 0000 0008 4298 361
Swift Code: ATTIGRAA XXX

For details, visit www.redcross.gr/files/preliminary_emergency_appeal.pdf

Thanks to buruburu for the link.

Wednesday, June 13

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BOYFRIEND TO LET THE CAT ON THE BED

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Having a boyfriend can be a great thing. They’re cute, cuddly and entertaining, and offer companionship for many years. They are even know to reduce stress! Many people own boyfriends, and mostly the experience is a rewarding and pleasurable one. However, every now and then boyfriends can exhibit undesirable behaviour which they must be trained to suppress. Unfortunately, unlike cats, training boyfriends can be a bit tricky.

For example, imagine the following situation. A new cat enters your life and moves in with you. Your boyfriend, though normally an easy going and open minded dude, and though not overall averse to having a new playmate, may nonetheless become exceedingly territorial about one particular area, an area which was previously uniquely his domain: the bed.

The reasons for this reactionary behaviour are unclear. Perhaps it is simply a matter of instigating boundaries and maintaining control? Perhaps it is the thought of urine and faeces being tracked directly from litter box to bed? Perhaps it is indeed, as he claims, a matter of not being able to sleep for fear of turning and squishing said cat?

Whatever the root of the problem, finding a solution can be difficult. When all attempts to reason with boyfriend have failed, when boyfriend flat out refuses to sample – just for one night – how pleasurable it is to have a cat snuggled up in the crook of your knee or arm, purring away, when boyfriend turns up nose at all proffered treats and bribes, it’s easy to get frustrated and not know what to do.

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UPDATE: Six months later and I'm happy to report that not only does Ziggy enjoy the comfort of our bed nightly, but the boyfriend has fallen deeply deeply in love with him, slathering him with love and attention and care, playing with him for hours upon hours, feeding him gourmet cat food and petting him and greeting him the second he walks in the door and... and... in general spoiling him rotten. Hmmm. I think I might be a bit jealous... Hazo baba!